It could of happened to anybody right?
I am at The RKL's (aka Ryan Lichtenfels for those that have had the good fortune of meeting him) bachelor party at a lake in CA over the weekend.
Just 24 hours earlier, I had put to test the new swing plane, irons, wedges and a cut down putter. I shot 72. My shit is dialed. BIGTITS training can resume next week, I gotta go hang with my pal before he takes the 'one vagina for the rest of your life' credo.
Quick road trip to CA on Friday; short boat ride to the bar. Long night of drinking. And one enormously steep and treacherous path in the pitch dark from the dock back up to the cabin.
The next morning they found my left flip flop turned upside down about 4 feet from what is now known as Drunken-Momentum Cliff. It was a lucky find as it had been covered in a small film of dirt that collected on it during the night. It's brown and so is the ground. So it blends.
When I woke up Saturday morning to realize I could not put an ounce of pressure on my left foot I got really sad and little angry. I wasn't going to be able to play in my own damn golf tournament and it was all JB's fault.
See, JB should have come with me for the weekend but he is in a relationship and couldn't get his dick un-taped from between his ass cheeks in time to do the right thing. He did eventually get some balls and show up for Saturday night but the damage had already been done.
JB, I do appreciate the piggybacks to the bar and home Saturday night but you should have been there to catch me when I stumbled the night before. The old JB would have been there. I feel like I don't even know you anymore. And that is a horrible way to take out an opponent.
The picture is Day 4 of the injury. I am hoping to be off crutches by the end of the week. I'll keep all ya'all posted.
Peace.
My sympathies for your loss Bobbo. I know the feeling (physically and emotionally) and it doesn't feel good.
ReplyDeleteYou may not fully recover by the 12th, but I'm confident you'll be able to play.
Keep us posted.
Even though that is one ugly foot, I'm sure you will still be able to kick butt in plenty of time.
ReplyDeleteYou always were a fast healer.
Just another team Buz fake ankle injury. Good makeup job this time, you should give BG your guy's #
ReplyDeleteBobbo forgot to mention that I intentionally pushed him down the mountain so he will have an excuse for his bad play. This must be a move out of the Oakley playbook, right Beeg???
ReplyDeleteI suppose we COULD beat you guys with one leg and one arm tied behind our backs, but we wouldn't want you to feel THAT inferior.
ReplyDeleteTay,
ReplyDeleteCan one of your trainer girlfriends get us something to shoot up Bobbo's ankle with?
heroin?
ReplyDeleteit looks like archer's ankle and this chick, who use to be skinny, but has blown up to 2 bills that I know.......Johnny use to date her! horton
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